A hilarious bipartisan collection of rants, malapropisms, doublespeak, and just plain idiocy from lifelong politicians and Washington wannabes. Whether it's a Republican mayor on crime - "The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe (Frank Rizzo) - or his Democratic counterpart on the same subject - "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country" (Marion Barry) - political discourse is often off-course, not to mention unintentionally hilarious. Wickedly funny when read from either direction, this book presents both Republican stupidity ("Approximately 80 percent of our air pollution stems from vegetation"- Ronald Reagan) and matching head-slappers from Democrats ("For those who died [in the San Francisco earthquake], their lives will never be the same again" - Barbara Boxer).The 267 Stupidest Things . . is the perfect antidote to election-year bombast. | The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said And The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said by Ted Rueter, Paperback | Indigo Chapters